Why am I even crazy about her?

Dolapo

Dolapo

Something has been happening for the past 1 week…
 
And I am really surprised..
 
You see..
 
Just some days or weeks ago..
 
I sent an email speaking solely to guys and talking about the post nut clarity.. 
 
And one way or the other, I related it with selling…
 
But this is not even the main point that’s getting me surprised..
 
The point is..
 
A lot of people sent this particular mail to their friends..
 
Some saw the screenshot on their friend’s status and they had to join my list.
 
As if that wasn’t even enough..
 
Majority of them are asking for this particular mail…
 
And this is where the problem is..
 
One downside of sending daily newsletter is that new subscribers won’t get what you have sent in the past..
 
So it’s either you send it to them manually..
 
Or you send it back to your whole list..
 
Meanwhile, I chose the latter….
 
I will be replicating the particular email below..
 
And that’s my response to them.
 
But before that.
 
I promised you an Email Compendium containing over 150 mails I have sent in the past.
 
I am supposed to be done but I am very busy..
 
Nevertheless, I will work on it for you .
 
That being said..
 
I will be replicating the email word for word, except the PS part that I will remove..
 
Here goes:
 
 
 
You can decide to beat me or do anything you like after reading today’s mail.. 
 
In fact, you can decide to stop reading my mails and unsubscribe after today’s email..
 
But trust me, if you are not a hypocrite..
 
And not a proud bisssshhh..
 
You will pick the lessons here and move on with implementing them…
 
You see…
 
As a guy..
 
My eyes have seen a whole lot of things..
 
Things that make me think wide and loud..
 
But fortunately for me..
 
I always pick a lesson in every damn thing.. 
 
In fact, I was talking to a friend of mine and she said we should go to the cinema..
 
I said why?
 
What would I gain?
 
And the next thing she said was..
 
I know you will either pick ideas and lessons from the movie or even other people..
 
Which I really reasoned with her..
 
And this is actually what has been helping me write copies that bang well and well enough…
 
And well, that aside..
 
As a guy…
 
Have you ever seen a lady so beautiful and gorgeous (at least in your head) that you kept chasing her?
 
You did everything possible for her to notice you and even be your friend..
 
You also found a way to trick her to your house (it’s a bad idea)..
 
Then on you guys first night.
 
You went to heaven and earth to make sure you get to the real thing..
 
You did your work well and as a sure guy..
 
You made her cum to cloud 22 (stop rolling your eyes)
 
But after she left…
 
You started thinking..
 
Well, she’s not fine like I think..
 
She’s just average..
 
Why am I even crazy about her?
 
She has small boobs and not even that good on bed.. 
 
And you start ghosting her..
 
That’s when you start getting so busy you couldn’t pick your call..
 
You were asking yourself what changed..
 
Have you ever been in such a position?
 
Why do you think you were feeling like that?
 
You don’t know?
 
Well, giddy up and let me tell you what happened. .
 
It’s basically called Post-Nut Clarity.
 
Post-Nut Clarity is a situation you find yourself after getting the goodies from a lady (especially when she portrayed herself for what exactly she’s not)
 
It happens to ladies too..
 
You and a guy will have sex..
 
And you will notice all he has is mouth and a small thing..
 
You start avoiding him simply because he didn’t satisfy you..
 
And this same post-nut clarity happens to your customers too..
 
How do I mean?
 
Let me quickly put you in your customer’s shoe..
 
Have you ever bought something and you immediately started regretting you bought it?
 
Ever bought something and start asking why exactly you bought it?
 
You might have even taken it a step further by going to return that same thing you bought..
 
And that exact feeling is the one felt in the Post-Nut clarity..
 
Meanwhile, it’s called Buyer’s Remorse in marketing…
 
And if any customer should get into this zone after buying from you..
 
Either of two things will happen…
 
Either he apply for a refund..
 
Or he stops patronizing you…
 
Yes.
 
It’s that crazy..
 
So you wanna avoid it at all cost..
 
And how do you do that in your sales letter or message?
 
I am not supposed to explain..
 
But I will explain to atone for my sins of sending the mail late..
 
If you want to easily and effectively erase Buyer’s remorse after getting your product.. 
 
You need to provide crazy and crazy logic behind what you are selling to them..
 
It’s not enough to only keep pulling emotions in your copy..
 
Fine, emotions are very important but that only will never get you the sale..
 
You need to give logical reasons behind everything too..
 
You doing a discount? That’s tapping into the greed emotions.. 
 
Explain the reasons you are offering the discount… (that’s the logic behind the emotion)
 
Do you understand?
 
One more example..
 
Your neighbors will envy your new car because they have never drove something like this before… (tapping into the pride emotion)
 
Because this car has a very beautiful red interior  with a very shining white exterior that will attract anybody from afar…. (that’s the logic behind the pride emotion) 
 
And anytime your customer gets the car..
 
Instead of feeling or entering Buyer’s remorse..
 
He will keep reassuring himself that the white color will attract any babe he wants..
 
He will keep reassuring himself that his neighbors will be so jealous of him..
 
Yada yada..
 
Do you get it now?
 
Exactly.
 
Just as simple as that..
 
Because trust me, being at the receiving end of a refund is not fun at all…
 
So you wanna make sure you have little or no refunds..
 
Kapish?
 
To your success,
 
Dolapo Hamzat.
 
 

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