Dear , 

You will agree with me that being a student in this country is harder than cracking a vault open…

And you will also agree with me that Buhari, Joe Abbah, Desmond Elliot and co are sure making it harder..

And the biggest problem of all?

This is when ladies start rejecting you left and right in this cold era…

It can be really sad..

But I know that’s not a good opening to start with..

I was supposed to apologize for being late..

But what’s the fun in apologizing instead of putting you in a trance?

And calm down, you should stop racking your brain too much…

You are thinking what the hell does he want to talk about again..

Just calm down and let me give you a very sharp and brief gist about my outing yesterday…

It was crazily fun…

And the lady?

She’s a talker that kept me engaged all through our outing (or call it mini date)…

As an introvert, the biggest problem I always have is keeping a conversation going physically..

It’s crazy ..

Talking and making sure she’s not bored.. 

Especially with all the daughters of jezebel we have out now..

All they do is answer interview questions like we are born to ask questions..

Oh yeah, I digress…

We had a nice talk and I enjoyed myself talking to her…

Simply because she’s intelligent..

And that character is actually what turns me on..

Well well…

I know you are presently fuming..

What concerns me with your outing? 

What concerns me with what turns you on?

How does this relate to sales and marketing?

Just get straight to the point..

Okay, the point is..

I wasted energy when I went out yesterday..

I came back around 10:30pm..

And I couldn’t work at all because I was tired.. 

So I had to recuperate my energy with sleep..

And I slept for over 10 hours..

More reason I woke up very late to send you a mail..

Hope you understand what the story is for now?

I hope you do..

I really hope you do..

Or not…

To your success,

Dolapo Hamzat. 

P.S:

I was supposed to have a goodnews for business owners..

But it’s still cooking abeg..

So nothing yet..

Or nothing forever..

Who knows…