It’s Friday …

I am here writing to you by 2AM listening to ASA…

I really have a long ass story to tell you but guess what?

I am not telling you shit today!

Let’s do this instead….

I wrote you an email on Sunday but I observed you didn’t reply to it.

So I will replicate the email now and you better answer all questions in the mail.

Here goes:

Hey ,

Happy Sunday…

How was last week?

Okay okay…

Dolapo, today is Sunday..

What is your subject line talking about?

I will tell you but I need to seriously tell you something first…

Stop being annoying every time…

Can’t you just silently read on and let me do my thing in peace?

Must you interrupt my message every time?

Why always you ???

Oh God….

I came to apologize but see me insulting you again…

Okay I am sorry…

I will explain what my subject line means now.. 

You see, I am begging and apologizing in the subject line because I have offended you heavily..

I have done a lot of bad things to you..

I have been selfish but I am sorry…

I promise to make changes right away…

Have you forgiven me?

Okay this is what I did to offend you…

I actually did two things to offend you and I will tell you now…

Number 1 is:

I have been sending you tons of emails daily without ever asking for what you want…

I have been picking what comes to my head without putting you into consideration…

I am sorry..

So I have an official request…

Can you reply this email with the type of contents you want to be seeing in my mails?

Like storytelling weaved with sales and marketing lessons?

Straight to the point emails?

Or how exactly do you want it?

Moreso… What topics do you want me to talk about often?

Sales and marketing?

Copywriting?

Facebook ads?

Information marketing?

What exactly do you want?

I await your response…

To your success,

Dolapo Hamzat. 

P.S:

I didn’t forget about the second offense…

What did I tell you about letting me talk and do my thing?

SMH for you and your interruptions…

Anyways,  here’s the number 2 offense:

It’s not a total offense but I have been a bad boy…

I found a simple way that can teach you how to get steady inflow of customers…

How to nurture them with valuable contents…

How to close any sales easily…

And I didn’t sell it shamelessly to you…

I showed it to you twice and I stopped showing it to you.

I am sorry.

The name of the course is BUSINESS BUNDLE.

Go here to get it: https://informationmarketingmastery.com/2021-bb

That’s it up there and I hope you forgive me .

P.P.S:

I feel like threatening you…

And I will do just that…

Tell me why you haven’t taken the Business Bundle?

That’s a bad behavior and character from your side…

I don’t know how to place you sha….

But abeg, I need another thing from you…

Have you ever learned anything from my status or  emails?

Can you describe me as a person?

What have I ever done for you?

Your response will go a long way because I need to get it on a sales page…

So kindly answer me or I break your bones…

Oya sorry…

Kindly reply me baby (LMAO)….