This is actually not funny …..

It all happened in 2013 when I was in SS1…

I attended a boarding school where seniors are even more powerful than the teachers…

We are always afraid of the seniors than teachers because seniors will fuck you up with nobody coming to your aid…

Like the seniors will say then “I go chop your father”….

Fast forward to this day I am talking about…

A boy called Praise offended a senior called Aminu…

Aminu sent Praise to the co’op shop to buy him bread and coke worth N150 and he gave Praise just N100…

He even told Praise to bring back his change of N50 (from the money that’s not even complete for the stuff)..

Praise told him he doesn’t have money but Aminu insisted he should go buy it and even bring back his change…

Praise as a sharp boy ran away with the money…

My guy spent the money and he avoided Aminu for one month….

But when Aminu caught him, all hell broke loose…

He brought Praise to his hostel and told him to lie down…

He was doing another thing preparing to beat the hell out of Praise…

Praise also knew his end is here but he’s taking it with fate…

But one very funny thing happened that almost sent Praise into a church for deliverance….

I mean everybody thought Praise was possessed (I was even sure he was very possessed with evil spirit that day)..

I will tell you what happened to Praise in a minute…

But before that,

You see …

It’s very easy to get frustrated in this thing of ours…

It’s easy to get depressed and cry…

Online business isn’t no child’s play…

Either you sell physical or digital products…

There are days and weeks you go without selling a single piece of your product…

There are days you go hungry to buy data for subscription  to learn…

There are days you just wanna give up and do another thing…

There are days you will be insulted by friends and families about what you are doing…

Don’t relent… It has happened to every great man in the whole world…

So you should brace yourself up…

Cry when you feel like it…

Sleep and take rest… 

Breathe and keep pushing the hustle…

You will make it through and all these will be a triumphant story one day…

I hope you take this little piece of advise serious…

Now let’s rewind…

But one very funny thing happened that almost sent Praise into a church for deliverance….

I mean everybody thought Praise was possessed (I was even sure he was very possessed with evil spirit that day)..

Another senior entered our hostel with a very big log of wood..

Yes… It’s very big that he is carrying it on his shoulder…

He saw Praise lying down where he’s serving punishment and waiting for his death  to come…

The senior asked Aminu what Praise did…

Aminu narrated everything to the other senior and the next thing this guy did terrified me…

In his very thick Hausa accent, he said…

Na you chop my guy money, I go chop your father today…

He raised up the big log with him and knack Praise….

A very fast and also funny scenario…..

Immediately the big log hit Praise, he started running away…

He started running and cursing saying words like..

Ye…

Eh…

Your Father..

I am dying…

God will punish you..

And a lot of things that a possessed man will say…

I actually thought he was  possessed for a minute….

It was a funny scenario that later ended up with the higher authorities…

The senior was heavily punished too….

But , I have one word for those seniors because they made us suffer…

Well, let me keep my words to myself…

To your success,

Dolapo Hamzat.

P.S: 

The name of my school is POLICE SECONDARY SCHOOL, MINNA (NIGER STATE)