She’s been threatening to expose me to the people of the world…
How dare she?
I might as well beat her at her own game.
Here’s the thing:
This lady is so good-looking…
And she’s not only good-looking…
It doesn’t seem fair that God also gave her the brains of a Genius…
And that’s why I liked her immediately after our first meeting 3 days ago..
It was one of those casual days in school when my fans (just joking) would want to see me physically..
To be sure they aren’t talking to a ghost…
I was totally tired from the class and very hungry too…
I had to go eat in a buka somewhere (don’t mind me, I like food)…
So she said she wants to see me and I told her I am in school..
She came to a place very close to my department and from afar..
And Coming towards me was this fair fine looking woman (name withheld) with flawless skin and a face (lips) that could keep you staring for weeks.
No make up.
No extravagant clothing.
Just the appearance of an innocent homely lady (You’re on your own if you think she’s innocent, she’s not)
We took our seat somewhere and we started discussing..
After 5 minutes…
I have gotten into my mode (not a beast mode yet) of explaining sales and marketing for anybody that cares to listen..
I was breaking it down for her while also explaining my personality to her because she always complains I am rude in my mails..
Wait, is that true?
Whatever…
It was really an interactive session.
Because she actually said things I wasn’t expecting from a fine face..
She sounded smart, business savvy and way ahead of her time.
I liked her immediately….
And promptly kept a mental note of the fact that I was certainly going to do business with her in the near future.
Which I will be doing very soon..
All the business plans are in my head and I will be relating them to her soon…
Presently, she sells sneakers and shades..
In case you are in need of nice sneakers and shades that will make you stand out by looking very good..
HMU for her details and I will get it across to you..
Meanwhile,
There’s a lesson in this story and I hope you get it..
I hope you recognize it.
Anyway I will update you on the progress of our escapades together…
Oh … yea….
One more thing:
I am not sure if she’s caring yet..
Because like I told you earlier..
She’s not innocent and she has been a pain in my ass for a while now..
And did I tell you she always invests into her knowledge?
Another part of her that I love so much…
Damn!!!!
She’s almost perfect, isn’t she?
That’s it for now.
I know we didn’t go deep into the art of sales & marketing today, but don’t worry…
My next email will teach you something so valuable and profitable…
Except you somehow lose your memory, you should never again struggle to make sales again.
To your success,
Dolapo Hamzat.
P.S:
Don’t even think about it…
She and I are just friends and soon to be business partners….
I know what you are presently thinking and truth be told..
It’s a very warped and shallow thinking….
You only heard the description and you are already saying…
We look cute together
Very bad and I am seriously shaking my head….
That’s all I can say.
Stop thinking like that…
Be like me.
The guy who minds his business and doesn’t go about drawing conclusions about other people’s lives.
Whatever.
P.P.S:
You see all those statements I gave a bold inscription and also italized them..
They are my possible subject lines for this email before I decided to stay with present one I used..
So which would you have preferred?
And speaking of subject lines…
It’s a very easy thing to come up with one even though it requires little consideration here and there..
And more so, there are also over 5 subject line types that are quite punchy…
And I explained all these in the Email Marketing Detective…
It’s a course that will take you to the back end and show you how I do come up with killer email.. Subject lines… smooth transitioning… how I keep you reading every time and even come back for more..
And I even go as far as showing you the type of emails to write no matter your niche…
Even if you don’t have a business, you can adopt email marketing as a whole business..
I have been paid nothing less than 50k to setup an email marketing platform alone…
