I had a very good laugh yesterday. 

And you know what I am talking about already

The almighty Facebook crash.

And please, I am not selling you any email course even though I have one I created.

But I am not selling you the email course.

If you like start email Marketing, if you like don’t start.

That’s basically on you and not me.

Or na me born you?

But that’s not the main big idea of this email.

I am actually here to troll people.

And I don’t even blame them.

People are just opportunists. 

Because I don’t know about you o.

But I got over 5 pitches yesterday selling me their email marketing course.

I was just laughing because TF?

Fine fine

I understand that it’s really fine to ride on trend to sell your stuff.

But I feel it’s not right bashing others.

Facebook crashed but is it the WhatsApp course creator’s fault?

And if you heard what happened to Facebook yesterday, you will know that Mark almost entered into huge debt.

But I am not here to tell you what happened to Mark neither am I here to insult anybody.

It’s just the fact.

Even though it’s the best thing to have omnichannel marketing in your business.

For context, omnichannel marketing means having various marketing channels for your business like Twitter, Email, IG, WhatsApp, etc.

And everybody selling you email marketing course isn’t wrong.

I am only attacking those that are bashing people using Facebook, WhatsApp and others.

And meanwhile, you should also think about starting email marketing for your business.

Not because of what happened yesterday.

But because of your stream of income.

And even though I was unbothered yesterday, I still felt the boredom one kind.

And yeah, I was able to write some emails for my client yesterday. 

Up to 4 emails were written during the crash.

And the client couldn’t stop raving about the emails.

That’s why I wished the crash dragged on a lot longer.

But that means I am wishing misfortune on Mark and those WhatsApp CEOs

And my advice to you is simple. 

Anytime such a thing happens again, just get a book and read.

Watch that unfinished course.

Get your creative juice flowing.

Just do something tangible and stop being part of those trolling people when it’s not their fault.

And I even saw one status update yesterday when WhatsApp came back on.

The guy legit said the end time is near and that’s why Facebook crashed.

That only one man is controlling us and he’s the 666 yada yada.

Omo, I Laughed till I wore myself out.

Because Facebook Domain name and DNS was disconnected by one animal.

You said the end time is near.

Lmao.

All of una go dey olryte.

And as per me, I was catching cruise yesterday and even today.

This means, no marketing message today.

Rest and have a nice day ahead,

Dolapo Hamzat.

P.S:

Lemme also jump on the opportunity of the Facebook crash and sell you my course.

Yes.

Brace yourself because this will be a very aggressive pitch.

Ready?

Lmao.

Who has the time?

One thing though.

I am thinking of adding a community to what I offer in the layman guide.

More like, if you buy layman guide…

You will be added to a Telegram community where you meet other copywriters like you.

Where you can ask me questions. 

And possibly have me look over your sales copy once once.

How does that sound?

If it sounds nice, then let me know by hitting the pay button on the page below

Layman guide. 

I Will get everything updated soon and everybody that has gotten it too will be in the community ASAP.