I will cut them some slack

Dolapo

Dolapo

I will be kinda formal today with you.
 
And you know what this means yeah?
 
I will be professional with you without sounding rude or anything. 
 
But before that.
 
How are you?
 
Like are you truly okay and fine?
 
Anything bothering you?
 
Have some problems and you don’t know how to get them solved this week?
 
Talk to me because I am ready to listen.
 
But don’t ask about money because we all have that money problem yunno.
 
And that aside.
 
I need you to know something very important. 
 
In all honesty, I don’t plan to be rude neither am I rude.
 
But if people tag me rude, who am I to reject it?
 
Lmao.
 
That’s a joke.
 
But I still don’t understand one thing and I want to know if you understand. 
 
Is there a correlation between a nonchalant attitude (I don’t care attitude) and a rude attitude?
 
I really want to know.
 
Because people telling me I am rude is the funniest shit to me.
 
C’mon.
 
Do I have to please everybody for people to agree I am not rude?
 
I am still surprised because yesterday. 
 
After I posted about this rude thingy. 
 
Someone sent me a screenshot of a post from another person.
 
And the person is saying something directly related to me and this rude thingy.
 
I was just laughing. 
 
Firstly, if you want to talk to me…
 
Talk to me directly and stop cutting through the corners.
 
Secondly, if you feel I am rude.
 
I will advise you to check yourself because I only speak the truth and the truth alone.
 
I can’t please everybody yunno. (Even though I don’t plan on pleasing even my neighbours)
 
So I think you should check yourself and stop getting angry at a sweet boy like me.
 
Okay?
 
Good.
 
Now to the main thing of this letter.
 
I sent this email late today because of two things.
 
Firstly, I was not in the right frame of mind to write the email this morning,  so I left it.
 
Secondly, I had an exam by 8 am and I had to rush for that before writing this.
 
So I am sorry it’s coming quite late.
 
And that established…
 
Remember I talked about people saying they want to affiliate for my course?
 
Good.
 
I now have over 15 people that have applied to affiliate for the layman guide.
 
And I really appreciate that.
 
But there’s a clause.
 
I will be taking just 10 people from them.
 
And this is not because of anything. 
 
It’s just because I want people to get the layman guide but not from the wrong affiliate marketer.
 
So in respect to that, I will take just 10 people and 5 of them must have bought layman guide before.
 
And if by chance, I see 10 people that have bought layman guide and also want to promote the guide.
 
Then I am taking just the 10.
 
So before this week runs out.
 
I will be making this thing easy for them to promote to help them make more money.
 
And like I said earlier…
 
I will be adding two new bonuses that can get you blown away.
 
And in respect to that, the price of the layman guide will be shooting up this weekend.
 
Yeah yeah.
 
I know I am not being nice and I am even wicked.
 
I know I am supposed to wait till you see the money to get the layman guide.
 
I know I am supposed to look at Nigeria’s economic situation and pity you.
 
As per na Kuku charity I dey run.
 
See, let’s face it.
 
At this present price, the layman guide and its other bonuses are worth N20,000 and more.
 
But to make it affordable for the common man…
 
I made it N7,500 which I feel it’s still fair for anybody that really want to change their lifestyle by writing a few words every month to get paid $500 upward.
 
But that doesn’t mean I will keep being like that forever yunno.
 
And here I am adding two new bonuses worth thousands of Naira all for free with just a little increase in fee.
 
So if that’s the reason you won’t be buying the layman guide again.
 
Then it’s fine seriously. 
 
You know I don’t force you to take the guide because I know it’s damn valuable. 
 
So because I am increasing the price doesn’t mean I won’t give you at least a week to get it at the present fee.
 
So what this means is simple.
 
Because of those people that have come to beg in my DM that they are looking for money to get it.
 
I will cut them some slack.
 
And that means after adding the bonuses this weekend. 
 
I will give just this particular set of people one week grace to get it at the normal price.
 
And after that, the price increases.
 
And the price increment is what I don’t know yet.
 
But if you really want to do yourself a favor by living a comfortable life in Nigeria doing just some hours of work daily.
 
Then here’s your invite link: Layman Guide. 
 
Now up to you to get the guide now or get it later at a higher price.
 
Both are fine with me even though I prefer the later price more. 
 
That said.
 
Answer the questions I asked you in the beginning and let me know what’s going on with you.
 
To your success,
 
Dolapo Hamzat.
 
 

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