I was sulking almost like someone bereaved

Dolapo

Dolapo

“Give me my money back because this course is a piece of trash, Dolapo.
 
Why did I even pay for such a thing?
 
And don’t forget you promised a full money-back guarantee.
 
So please, my money back.”
 
 
When I saw this message in September 2020, I was devastated. 
 
Damn, this is the first refund I will be giving in my life.
 
Sounds very sad.
 
Makes me feel like a fake.
 
I was sulking almost like someone bereaved.
 
And then, I only had people I look up to (interim mentors)
 
No one to cry to for consolation. 
 
I was sad and I gave her the money back.
 
But I was thinking…
 
A lot of people are getting results with this same course.
 
How the hell is yours different?
 
I asked her for her proof of implementation. 
 
At least, let me satisfy my curiosity because why would only you be the different one.
 
And guess what?
 
She didn’t implement anything. 
 
Why would you say the course is trash when you didn’t implement anything?
 
The answer infuriated me that I had to block her everywhere. 
 
I don’t block people but I had to do it.
 
Why would you say you got a refund because you don’t like the way I talked in the video recording?
 
Really?
 
I was very angry and since then, I had to also look for alternatives to no questions asked money-back guarantee… 
 
I had to protect myself from all these scavengers.
 
In as much as I want the offer to be irresistible, I can’t also allow you to use me and my brain.
 
So I started using other forms of guarantee.
 
And mehn, I haven’t had any other refunds since then.
 
But it still breaks my heart when I see some guarantees these days.
 
“If you don’t like the way I speak in the videos, come back for your money 100%”
 
It’s scary yunno.
 
A lot of people are just out there to devour you.
 
And if you aren’t careful, they will send you back to the village.
 
That’s why on page 53 of the layman guide…
 
I talked about the different types of guarantees you can use to protect yourself and your buyer subtly.
 
Even if you are selling physical products, there’s a certain type of guarantee I included.
 
It will lower all resistance from your buyer…
 
And still, keep you on the safe side.
 
So to check if you are a right fit for layman guide…
 
Go here: Layman Guide 
 
Scrutinize the page well, understand the offer well…
 
And get it if you need it.
 
It’s not a do or die thing.
 
Get it or leave it.
 
Nevertheless,  you are the one being helped here.
 
To your success,
 
Dolapo Hamzat. 
 
 
P.S:
 
I don’t even know how to start explaining to you why my mail was late.
 
But just know I slept off.
 
The gory details will be kept to myself.
 
Sorry, the mail came in late.
 
 

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