How many people have you slept with this year?

Dolapo

Dolapo

I don’t know the position you are presently in. 
 
And I am not about to guess because there is no time for that.
 
But no matter what you have or own.
 
If you can’t control your sexual urges… you will soon find yourself at the bottom.
 
It’s just the plain fact that doesn’t have to be argued.
 
You see, young guys of today (including me) always thought having sex all around is an enjoyment.
 
And we always thought it was a vogue that we need to engage in.
 
But by the time we got to realize what’s up…
 
We knew we have been doing crazy things for our future.
 
And yeah, I am not telling you to agree with what I am saying.
 
Especially if you consider the fact that having sex all around makes you look cool and mature.
 
But don’t forget…
 
That client you planned to pitch to, you are not the only one pitching to him.
 
And you are not the first and the last person that will pitch to him.
 
And if you put this in mind, it will guide you in writing your pitch.
 
Because yesterday, I was asked to teach in a paid class on client acquisition. 
 
And even though I rarely do outreach (pitching) for clients.
 
I have done it before and it has worked for me.
 
So when you plan to pitch to any prospective client or even an influencer.
 
You should always put it at the back of your mind that you are not the only person thinking of that.
 
And you are not the only person that will pitch to him or her.
 
And that’s why anytime I see people giving out pitch templates…
 
I always feel like slapping them because truth be told…
 
Templates are getting casted and using them means you don’t know what you are doing.
 
And as a freelancer, creativity should be your second name.
 
Even though I won’t be teaching you what I taught in that class yesterday (it’s a paid class fgs)
 
I will be replicating the pitch we wrote as a sample yesterday. 
 
Just look through the pitch and deduce your lessons because I won’t be pointing them out for you.
 
 
Subject line: What can Florence do to 2X her sales under 30 days?
 
Hey Florence,
 
I saw the video where your dog jumped the fence on your IG and it was so adorable. 
 
I love dogs so much and that video made me love them more.
 
You have really done a good job with training that dog and I hope to see more videos of that cute dog.
 
But that aside, I was going through your website some days ago and I observed something you are not doing.
 
I saw your sales page for the XYZ product and I really love it.
 
But as I might guess, this particular thing missing is costing you some sales in itself.
 
Some sales that can easily X2 your revenue under 30 days.
 
And if you wouldn’t mind, I would love to show you this particular thing over a zoom call.
 
Because you know, some money-making discussions are best done over a live call instead of chat.
 
So if you are down for that, kindly shoot me a reply with a convenient time for you.
 
Regards,
 
Dolapo Hamzat. 
Direct response copywriter. 
 
P.S:
 
Don’t forget to upload more cute videos of that dog please because I am in love with it.
 
 
Go through it and bring out the lessons…
 
Or not.
 
To your success,
 
Dolapo Hamzat. 
 
 
P.S:
 
I know you are thinking I am not normal with what I opened the letter with.
 
But cruise apart, that’s the plain truth.
 
Having sex all around doesn’t make you look cool.
 
But you don’t have to listen to me.
 
Just check yourself and ask this question. 
 
How many people have you slept with this year?
 
And what have you achieved this year so far?
 
Compare and contrast.
 
Peace ✌️
 
 

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